[di carne e sangue]

А поделитесь, пожалуйста, любимыми каламбурами на английском.

Q: What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
He had no body to go with

Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking outside the box.

A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy. -- если бы не Фёрт с Эвереттом и "how dare you", так и не врубилась бы.

source: www.jokes4us.com/ , www.punoftheday.com/

@темы: юмор

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[Nitocrisss]

Короткое: You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him, “That's a girl's name!” Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin' Terry.

А длинная история любимая вот))

There were three medieval kingdoms on the shores of a lake. There was an island in the middle of the lake, over which the kingdoms had been fighting for years. Finally, the three kings decided that they would send their knights out to do battle, and the winner would take the island. The night before the battle, the knights and their squires pitched camp and readied themselves for the fight. The first kingdom had 12 knights, and each knight had five squires, all of whom were busily polishing armor, brushing horses, and cooking food. The second kingdom had twenty knights, and each knight had 10 squires. Everyone at that camp was also busy preparing for battle. At the camp of the third kingdom, there was only one knight, with his squire. This squire took a large pot and hung it from a looped rope in a tall tree. He busied himself preparing the meal, while the knight polished his own armor. When the hour of the battle came, the three kingdoms sent their squires out to fight (this was too trivial a matter for the knights to join in). The battle raged, and when the dust had cleared, the only person left was the lone squire from the third kingdom, having defeated the squires from the other two kingdoms, thus proving that the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides.

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